Computer geek poem

Who said computer geeks can't write love poems.....

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I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY COMPUTER Believe me it is true …

You installed the best in me.

Your picture is always in my background.

You clicked my heart gently.

You drive me crazy when I see you.

Your love reset my life and deleted all the sadness in me.

You restored my kindness after I thought it was corrupted.

I’m always connected to you with more than 56 heart beat per second.

You hacked my brain and registered your name in it.

You are the only one that could navigate my feelings and explore my
emotions at the same time.

I feel lost when I try to call you and you are not responding.

I always feel you close to me when I shut down my eyes, or when I open
my windows waiting for you to pass.

You are the only one that can log into my heart and never log out.

I dream of being your only server as long as I live.

You don’t have to search for me, cause we are always linked to each
others.

I see your name everywhere, my front page, my homepage and all my
software.

I scanned my life and found that I’m only infected by you.

You are the virus I’d never remove, and why should I do?

Believe me it is true…

I love you more than my CPU!!!!

source- soldierlife

ORACLE: ORA-01033 error

I am back as I promised, this time I will try to explain how to resolve ORA-01033: (I will be assuming that some how a data file was corrupted)

Login as sys

ORA-01033: ORACLE initialization or shutdown in progress

C:\>sqlplus

SQL*Plus: Release 9.2.0.1.0 - Production on Mon Oct 29 11:15:18 2007

Copyright (c) 1982, 2002, Oracle Corporation. All rights reserved.

Enter user-name: sys as sysdba
Enter password :[password]


Shutdown Database

SQL> shutdown immediate;
ORA-01109: database not open
Database dismounted.
ORACLE instance shut down.


Startup Database (force)

SQL> startup force;
ORACLE instance started.

Total System Global Area 135338868 bytes
Fixed Size 453492 bytes
Variable Size 109051904 bytes
Database Buffers 25165824 bytes
Redo Buffers 667648 bytes
Database mounted.
ORA-01157: cannot identify/lock data file 116 - see DBWR trace file
ORA-01110: data file 116: 'data file name that is corrupted'


Drop the Corrupted Data file

SQL>alter database data file ‘data file name that is corrupted’ offline drop;
Database altered.

After dropping the corrupted file or files, it should be back to normal now just alter db open.

SQL> alter database open;
Database altered.


This is one of the scenarios that could prompt the ORA-01033: ORACLE initialization or shutdown in progress. Hope this helps you guys=ELK=

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• Name your short cut
  
• Click Finish

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• about:

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In this few months that i have used oracle i have dealt with a lof of problems. In this series of articles regarding ORACLE i will try to give you solution on how to solve errors, plus on new features and tips on using ORACLE & SQL.

ERROR

ORA-0149:

When you try to create a table some times you will see this ORA-01429: Index-Organized Table: no data segment to store overflow row-pieces Table Created, this is mainly because in CREATE statement you forgot to define the overflow segment.

CREATE TABLE TABLE_NAME
(
……
……
……
)
ORGANIZATION INDEX

ORA-01429: Index-Organized Table: no data segment to store overflow row-pieces Table Created

CREATE TABLE TABLE_NAME
(
……
……
……
)
ORGANIZATION INDEX OVERFLOW

Table Created

you just need to define overflow segment, problem solved.

This is might be a simple problem but as i said before i will be posting more on oracle and sql so keep an eye. =ELK=

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